Rent-A-Space

COFFIN FOR RENT - 300€/month

Sleek white pine design, beautiful velvet interior. Shared shower.

Includes personal incense burner, whisper-proof padding, and one candle per week. No natural light. Perfect for introverts or vampires.

SHARED ROOM IN BARCELONA - 1200€/month

Cozy and comfy.

Enjoy four windows (two open), loud pigeons, and the smell of the city at night. Rent does not include heating or peace.

Minimalist Suite - 1750€/month

Great for students who value privacy.

Previously used as a Cold War storage unit. No windows. Very soundproof. Ideal for loners or illegal chess tournaments.

Attic Room with Charm - 1500€/month

Hardwood floors. No window. Mirror included.

Unexplained noises at 3am, cold spots, and whispering shadows. Great view of the cemetery. Ghosts are roommate-friendly.